Just The Weiner
THE
BUN HUNT
A turn-based subterranean expedition for the Dachshund Knight. Five free rolls a day. Pry open the Iron Portcullis or brave the vermin tunnels. The Sacred Bun is warming in the deep ovens.
The Long Crusade
The Chronicle of Sir Frank
The Golden Harmony
Before the vaults grew cold, the realm knew true balance. The Hound Guard and the Sacred Bun existed in unbroken culinary symmetry—seasoned meat cradled by warm, golden brioche. Across the keeps of Robinhood Chain, the loaves baked by the venerable Bundle Cats were prized above all gold: fragrant, heat-stamped, and rich with the wealth of the deep ovens.
The Low-Slung Vow
When the catacombs were sealed to protect the eternal hearth, the surface hounds grew restless—all except one. Sir Frank the Stubborn, a low-profile Dachshund of pure iron and relentless stride, forged a bespoke suit of dwarven-riveted plate mail to fit his elongated spine. While taller hounds broke their ribs attempting the narrow descent, Sir Frank knew his anatomy was forged for the quest: built low to the flagstones, immune to tripwires, and able to scent toasted brioche through three leagues of solid granite.
The March of the Strays
To reunite sausage and bun, Sir Frank must venture through three ancient rings: the briar-choked Forest Camp, the treacherous Earthen Caves, and the trial-laden Deep Vaults watched over by the feline wardens. His lost vanguard—the six stray brothers-in-arms—remain scattered across the keep's outer masonry. Armed with five daily rations of grit, a dented broadsword, and an unquenchable reverence for carbohydrates, he advances with one commandment etched into his collar:
“When the tunnels tighten and the bakers test our mettle: Snout down, meat up.”
Free Daily5 Rations / UTC Day
Five free rolls refresh at 00:00 UTC. Near-miss encounters keep the prize within reach when down to the final bone.
50/50 Burn50/50 Portcullis Split
Burn 5,000 $WEINER at the gate. 2,500 tokens deleted to the dead address, 2,500 routed straight into the seasonal reward vault.
Bonus RollsHowl for Rations
Out of rolls? Like and repost the hunt post for +1 roll, or post the daily line on X for +2. Scent tiles on the trail pay +150 Grit for a reply.
Hounds vs Bundle Cats
Pick your allegiance daily. Back the winning majority to unlock +200 Grit when the bakery opens tomorrow.
The Meat-O-Nomics
Hunters are paid in $BUN. $WEINER is paired with $BUN, so creator fees arrive as $BUN. Half goes to Treasury. Half goes straight into the hunter vault.
When a drop hits, we snapshot grit among wallets that still hold $WEINER. Your cut is vault $BUN × (your grit / total eligible grit). Bind a payout wallet. A bag with no trail gets nothing. A trail with no bag gets nothing. Dump $WEINER before you claim and the vault will not pay.
The iron portcullis is separate: 5,000 $WEINER, 50/50 burn and Treasury. That is shop spend, not the DEX tax.
01
Trade $WEINER
3% creator fee lands as $BUN.
02
Split the $BUN
50% Treasury. 50% hunter vault.
03
Claim $BUN
Need $WEINER + grit on the bound wallet.
The Turn Economy & Encounters
Forest Camp → Modular Caves → Deep VaultsRation Cache
+150 to +250 Grit. Clean scavenge, no claws.
The Pantry Raid
Safe +180, or delve for +420 at risk of -190.
The Bun Blessing
Golden crust found: +250 Grit and an immediate leap forward.
Mud & Spike Pit
-100 Grit penalty. Boots negate the trap.
Iron Portcullis
Pry open with 5,000 $WEINER or crawl the muddy sewer line.
Smuggle a Hound
Dispatch recruitment scroll: +3 free moves when they enlist.
The Anvil of Sir Frank
Here, upon this cold iron stump, the Dachshund Knight hammer-forged his longplate armor to withstand the crush of the Deep Vaults. Five rations enter; one bun returns.
Built low to the flagstones. Immune to tripwires. Destined for the bread.
Requires wallet connection on Robinhood Chain (ID: 4663). No gas needed for daily scout throws.